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*SBI* STATE BANK OF INDIA ने विले पार्ले मुम्बई स्थित
*विजय माल्या* का बंगला बेचने के लिए नीलामी की बोली तय की है।
*जगह – 17000 स्केवर फुट*
*कीमत – 150cr से बोली चालू होगी*
अपने ग्रुप के किसी को लेना हो तो देख लो.. मैं तो नहीं लूंगा।
आजकल कामवाली बाई मिलना मुश्किल है,और 17000sq ft कौन साफ करेगा ?
कोई इच्छुक हो तो देख लो. बताना मेरा फर्ज था इसलिए बता दिया।*

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106 Foundation Day Central Bank Of India 21st December 2016

Heartiest greetings to all CENTRALITES on the eve of 106th foundation day of the bank.
 Wish the bank regains its rightful place in the banking system and regain the vigor of innovative approach and live up to the principles our founder had enshrined.
Best wishes.

Simple Secrets for Success Mesage

Believe in yourself.
Always stay true to what makes you unique and trust your gut. See your differences as strengths rather than handicaps. And, instead of comparing you to others...be inspired by them!

Work hard.Pure and simple. Ideas aren't worth anything unless you put them to work. You have to be responsible, dependable, disciplined and never stop learning or growing.

Take risks. 
It's O.K. to be afraid but you just have to plunge in anyway. This isn't easy, especially when it feels like the tide is against you, but it's just necessary to take risks in order to stay fresh and relevant. You will make mistakes but your efforts will also make a difference. Just take a deep breath and step out of that comfort zone!

Keep an open mind. 
Be willing to adapt and change when you need to. Adjust your sails to catch that wind. Be strong...yet flexible and resilient...like bamboo...and bend rather than break.

Accept your limitations. 


This is the message known to have been given by Mrs  Arundhati Bhattacherjee Chairman SBI.

"Regarding  the MUDRA . I need not reiterate the need to reach the target but at the same time please note that we don't want loans to go to undeserving borrowers & have another wave of NPAs hit us. The fact that it is a GOI target will not be considered as an excuse. We therefore need to work really hard to source good borrowers.
Please ensure compliance."

We appreciate the msg which is relevant to entire Banking Industry. There are few visionary  Executves in the Banking Industry who forsee the future problems and come out openly with such guidance in the interest of Banking Industry and its employees. Please take all necessary steps to ensure that all deserving cases are financed after compliance of KYC, procedures and terms & conditions, there is no mad race to achieve targets for which pressure has already started building up.

Finance Minister Arun Jaitley on Friday launched a seven pronged plan-- Indradhanush--to revamp functioning of public sector banks.



The seven elements include appointments, board of bureau, capitalisation, de-stressing, empowerment, framework of accountability and governance reforms. 



Bank of Baroda of bureau will replace existing appointments board. Its members would be appointed in the next six months to be headed by the RBI governnor.



Banks board bureau would also hold bad assets of public sector banks.



Under recapitalisation plans for Public Sector Banks, 13 banks would get Rs 20,058 crore this financial year. The rest Rs 5,000 crore would be allocated based on efficiency criteria.



SBIwill get the  highest Rs 5,511 cr, followed by Bank of India at Rs 2,455 cr, IDBI at Rs 2,229 cr, PNB at Rs 1732 cr and IOB at Rs 2009 cr.

Banking secretary Rajiv Mehrishi also announced the appointment of former Microsoft India Chairman Ravi Venkatesan as Chairman of Bank of Baroda. Other appointments include T N Manoharan as Non-Executive Chairman of Canara Bank, G Padmanabhan as Non-Executive Chairman of Bank of India. 

Rakesh Sharma Of Lakshmi Vilas Bank will be new MD & CEO Of Canara Bank

Six more Non-Executive Chairman posts to be filled in 6 months

"More flexibility would be given to banks to recruit staff at middle level," said Mehrishi.


  FOR ALL OFFICERS WHO ARE WORKING IN LOANS DEPARTMENT:

 Dear Friends,
After extracting #CIBIL report of any Applicant/Borrower/Guarantor ,there are number of loan accounts/ credit card/same accounts in borrower as well as guarantor’s capacity/Gurantor‘s detail as Joint holders/ same account multiple times is reflected.

 In some accounts there are showing some overdue amount, settled/write off status .

 When we ask/seeking clarification from applicant for these, applicant says that he/she don’t know about this or don’t know the bank/financial institution details.

 For these accounts applicant has to request to CIBIL for informing lender’s detail.

 Now you may also get the details of the same without writing to CIBIL.  For these problem, CIBIL has provided , “SELF SERVICE PORTAL” free of cost on home page of website www.cibil.com,
Process to be followed:

 1. Click on 1st Option i.e. "Identify the lender name and loan account number of an account on your credit report"

 2. Enter the CONTROL NUMBER of CIBIL report extracted/provided by bank, enter captcha image & click on submit.

 3. Provide your personal & Identification details in the next page as mentioned in the CIBIL report provided by the Bank & click on submit.

 4. Thereafter provide the account details as specified in your report & click on "Submit".

 5. A message will be displayed informing details of your account & enquiries requested has been emailed on the email Id provided in the online application form.

 AFTER GETTING THIS INFORMATION, APPLICANT PROCEEDS FOR RESOLVING THE ISSUE.
For more Detail one can visit at official  CIBIL site