Funny Raksha Bandhan Shayari,SMS,Messages & quotes

Raksha Bandhan is a very famous festival of brother and sister, on this festival sisters ties Rakhi on the wrist of Brothers and prayer for their long and happy life , in return brother promises to help sister in every situation of life. Here we have collected very Funny Raksha Bandhan Shayari, Funny Rakhi SMS ,Funny Raksha Bandhan SMS/Messages for Brother and sister,Rakhi jokes,Funny Quotes,Two line Funny Raksha Bandhan Status,Funny and crazy quotes.Lets spread smile on the faces of your loved ones.
Funny Raksha Bandhan Shayari,SMS,Messages & quotes

1.Funny Raksha Bandhan SMS

Zindgi me Kabhi Tention mat lena
Bindas Ho k I Love u Kehna
Agar
Pyaar k badle Fatkaar Mile to
.
kehna Pyari Behana Sada Khush rhana

2.Funny Raksha Bandhan Shayari

Khuda Kare Khushiya Mile Tujhe Hazaar
Mile Mujhse Bhi Acha Yaar..
Meri Girlfriend Bandhe Tujhe Rakhi,
Aur Ek Aur Behan Ka Mile Pyaar

3.Funny Raksha Bandhan Messages

Har ladki tere liye bekarar H
Har ladki ko tera intzar H
Ye tera koi kamaal nahi,
bus kuch din baad…..
“RAAKHI” ka tyohaar H

4.Funny Rakhi Jokes

Kabhi Aati Thi Kabhi Jaati Thi
Kabhi Hansti Kabhi Hansati Thi
Fir Bhagati Thi Bhag Jaati Thi
Khud Bolti Thi, Mujhse Bulvati Thi
Yeh Toh Baad Mein Pata Chala
Key Mujhe Woh Rakhi Bandhna Chahti Thi!
Funny Raksha Bandhan Shayari


5.Funny Raksha Bandhan 2017 SMS

Sabhi Friends Ko Suchit Kia Jata Hai
Ki 7 August 2017 Ko Mobile Band Rkhe,
KYO K Kuch Sararti Ldkiya Hai
Jo RAKHI Sms Kar Skti Hai.
Apki Zra C Laparwai Apko "BHAI" Bna Skti H.

6.Best Funny SMS for Boys on Raksha Bandhan

Na Papa ki maar se,
na Dosto ki fatkaar se,
Na ladki ke inkar se,
na chaplo ki bochar se,
Aashiq Sudhrenge to Sirf RAKHI ke Tyohar se

7.Very Funny Raksha Bandhan Warning SMS for Boys

Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya jaa rahe ho
aur kisi mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga, chain ya chamakti
hui koi bhi vastu dekhen. To turant wahan se hat jayen. Yeh
vastu Rakhi ho sakti hai. Aapki zara si laparwahi apko Bhai bana
sakti hai…Janhit mai jaari!!!

8.Funny Raksha Bandhan Status 

​ताकी रे….. ताकी रे……
ताकी ताकी ताकी रे…..
जो ग्रुप में sms नही करता
उसके हाथ में uski gf की राखी रे


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