1.Diwali 2015 Funny Message in Hindi
DIWALI पे सबसे अनुरोध है :
हैप्पी DIWALI वाले मैसेज और फोटो केवल एक बार भेजें ।
वो भी DIWALI से एक दिन पहले या DIWALI वाले दिन……..
पहले से
‘Happy Diwali in Adv.’
भेज के अपनी डेढ़ या सवाई होशीयारी का परिचय न दें।।
और हाँ ,,, शर्म के मारे बता नहीं पाया था कि पिछली बार आपकी हार्दिक शुभ कामनाओं से मेरा कोई भी भला नहीं हुआ था ।
कम से कम एक बार कैश भेज कर देखिए।
2.Diwali Funny Joke on Bruce Lee
Bittu to Abhi:
” what is Bruce Lee’s
Favorite
festival?”
Abhi didnt know
Bittu: “Diwa
Lee”
Bittu: “What
does Bruce Lee have
outside his
home during Diwlai?”
Again Abhi silent
Bittu: “Rango
Lee”
Bittu: “what did Bruce Lee give
his sister as a gift?”
Abhi Confused
Bittu:
“chaniya cho lee”
3.Diwali 2015 Latest Funny Joke
Your eyes shimmer like a Phuljharri;
Your nose as shapely as an Anaar;
Your ears as beautiful as Chakari;
Your eyebrows shapely like a Pencil; Hair braided
like a beautiful Larri;
Your personality takes off like a Rocket;
And your body is simply a Bomb.
Happy Diwali to a scintillating Patakha!
4.Verry Funny Diwali SMS
Aapki Diwali Mangalmaye Ho..
Kintu Parantu ..I know its 2 early
Bt I have thousands of beauties, hotties and
smarties to wish…
So I thougnt to finish AunTies & UncLes 1st
5.Diwali 2015 Funny SMS
This Diwali I M Sending You CASH:
C-Care
A-Affection
S-Smiles
H-Hugs
* HAPPY DIWALI *
6.Diwali 2015 Funny Bomb Messages
This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds….
:05
:04
:03
:02
:01
(((((BOOM)))))
“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIPAWALI”*”
….*”*”*…..
7.Latest very Funny Diwali SMS
Instead of burning a phataka
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
Date a phataka !
😜
Have an eco-friendly diwali 😁
Applicable to un-married only!
Coz married people are already living with a Nuclear Bomb
8.Happy Diwali Funny Messages
Rocket - Rs. 90
.
.
Bomb - Rs. 70
.
.
Anaar - Rs. 85
.
.
Fuljaddi - Rs. 45
.
.
Chakri - Rs. 130
Total = Rs. 420........
It's a completely wastage of money.
BLENDER PRIDE or SIGNATURE (RED) + Tandoori Chicken = Maximum Rs. 750
Khoob Khao aur Peeyo... Patakhe Khud Bajenge.
Have a Peggy and Leggy Diwali!
7.Latest very Funny Diwali SMS
Instead of burning a phataka
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
Date a phataka !
😜
Have an eco-friendly diwali 😁
Applicable to un-married only!
Coz married people are already living with a Nuclear Bomb
8.Happy Diwali Funny Messages
Rocket - Rs. 90
.
.
Bomb - Rs. 70
.
.
Anaar - Rs. 85
.
.
Fuljaddi - Rs. 45
.
.
Chakri - Rs. 130
Total = Rs. 420........
It's a completely wastage of money.
BLENDER PRIDE or SIGNATURE (RED) + Tandoori Chicken = Maximum Rs. 750
Khoob Khao aur Peeyo... Patakhe Khud Bajenge.
Have a Peggy and Leggy Diwali!