ICC- T20 WORLD CUP
Day before yesterday we were all INDIANS. From today, everyone will go back to their respective religions.
EXAMs should be like IPL.
Timing should be 1 Hour
No Invigilator In Exam Hall for first 15 min
Cheer Leaders Dance After Every Right Answer
Bolo IPL Ki Jai!
After South africa vs India:
Dhawan’s Mom: Hello ! Shikhar ?
Rohit: Nahi Aunty vo Khel raha hai
Mom-Beta Jab Phone Karti Hu tuhi uthata hai ? Tu batting
Nahi karta kya?
Pappu: Papa Agar Cricket Mein Kisi Player Ko Kam Dikhne
Lag Jaaye Toh Uske Sath Kya Karte Hain ?
Papa: Beta, Usse Umpire Bana Dete Hain